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Sistaffection

-noun
1. A non-sexual relationship between two women that are unusually close.
2. Female bromance
Henry: So Julia, whats up with Frances and Sophie?
Julia: I don't know I think they have a real sistaffection going on!
by MichaelSharey August 13, 2013
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Shostakovich

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.
Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........
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Neda Agha Soltani

an iranian/persian woman that died during the 2009 iran election protests after being shot through the heart by a basij .there are two youtube videos of her death on youtube and facebook. she is said to be 26 years old.
Neda Agha Soltani is a brave soul.
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Love Sosa

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
"Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief ain't 'bout that"
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he, they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit
All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about
"Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake"
Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin' I don't know when
Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef
I'm fucking beatin' they ass, I'm not fucking playin' no more
Know them niggas roll with Lil Reese and them
(Young Chop on the beat)
Love Sosa, bitches love Sosa, huh?
Let them know then, 'Raris and Rovers (huh)
Ayy, lil' Cobra, ayy, ayy
Bang, bang-bang
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys
These bitches love Sosa, O end or no end
Fuckin' with them O boys, you gon' get fucked over
'Raris and Rovers, these hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that Cobra, now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa, you boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a grown boy, your clique full of broke boys
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys
We GBE dope boys, we got lots of dough, boy
These bitches love Sosa and they love them Glo Boys
Know we from the 'Go boy, but we cannot go, boy
No, I don't know old boy, I know he's a broke boy
'Raris and Rovers, convertible Lambo's, boy
You know I got bands, boy, and it's in my pants, boy
Disrespect them O boys, you won't speak again, boy
Don't think that I'm playin', boy, no, we don't use hands, boy
No, we don't do friends, boy, collect bands, I'm a landlord
I gets lots of commas, I can fuck your mama
I ain't with the drama, you can meet my llama
Ridin' with 3hunna, with 300 foreigns
These bitches see Chief Sosa, I swear to God, they honored
These bitches love Sosa, O end or no end
Fuckin' with them O boys, you gon' get fucked over
'Raris and Rovers, these hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that Cobra, now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa, you boys ain't making no noise
Y'all know I'm a grown boy, your clique full of broke boys
God, y'all some broke boys, God, y'all some broke boys
We GBE dope boys, we got lots of dough, boy
Don't make me call D. Rose, boy, he six double-O, boy
And he keep that pole, boy, you gon' get fucked over
Bitch, I did sell soda and I done sell coca'
She gon' clap for Sosa, he gon' clap for Sosa
They do it for Sosa, them hoes, they so off of Sosa
Tadoe off that molly water, so nigga be cool like water
'Fore you get hit with this lava, bitch, I'm the trending topic
Don't care no price, I'll cop it, B, and your bitch steady jockin' me
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Sosa_Elite

Some kid on playstation who deep throats his mic and tells everyone that hes better than them. He very often dies in video games and is self proclaimed
by Jake_Paul123 January 6, 2019
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Sosan

Sosan not Susi or Sue.
She hates when people spell her name wrong.
A Sosan is a good friend to all who take the time to get to know her. She is very creative. A Sosan is never shy, and loves doing things with her friends and family.
Most Sosan‘s also have a dark side and many secrets. She will give really good advice because she's been through alot. Once a Sosan trusts you, do NOT betray that trust because she isn't going to wait for karma to get you, she'll just get you herself...

She isn't scared of anybody and the only thing she truly fears is losing somebody she loves.

Sosans can be really stubborn at times, and know how to get what they want.

Usually, Sosans are beautiful inside and out, but they don't know it or can't see it. They tend to look down on themselves Alot. It's not a good quality but at least most Sosans are not stuck up.
Oh Look at Sosan! What a nice woman!
by Sosaniiii February 3, 2019
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soctard

A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.
"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."
by Warren Meech April 15, 2008
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