Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
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Jenny used to be a tom boy, but after she joined Zeta Beta she was sorostitutionalized and started wearing dresses all the time. And giving out hand jobs.
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A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.
by Scott September 27, 2003
Get the Sorostitute mug.A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen.
"The sorostitute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; I doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, Jebediah."
by La-la January 28, 2003
Get the sorostitute mug.(Expanded definition) A girl going through rush who exhibits all the qualities of making a fine sorostitute. Usually travel in small groups, except when going to and from a rush event, where they can number in the hundredd. Large crowds of sorostitots are considered mildly dangerous, as for the probability of venereal diseases.
(this definition; orig. University of Alabama S.S. 2010)
(this definition; orig. University of Alabama S.S. 2010)
A: "Look at that huge group of sorostitots crowding up the dining hall!"
B: "Oh man! Better not eat there for the next few days, lest we get some herpizza (herpes pizza)!"
B: "Oh man! Better not eat there for the next few days, lest we get some herpizza (herpes pizza)!"
by ChewbaccaUA September 16, 2010
Get the Sorostitot mug.Courtney's been out showing off her new BMW and driving frat-tastic guys back to their houses in it and sleeping with them. She's such a sorostitute!
by auditiger May 6, 2009
Get the Sorostitute mug.The trademark footwear of the sorostitute. Specifically plastic rain boots with designs on them and UGGS.
Those girls love it when it when it rains because then they get to wear their "sorostiboots."
As soon as the weather starts to get cooler the girls break out theior fuzzy sorostiboots.
As soon as the weather starts to get cooler the girls break out theior fuzzy sorostiboots.
by Jason Riggs December 29, 2007
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