Somer

A twirling, long river in England, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. Somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. Rare cases show differently. Somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. But no matter what Somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. They have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.
Edward: Okay. So this random came up and talked to me today.
Alex: Somer?
Edward: How'd you know???
Alex: That's just Somer.
by Alexa Grayer May 14, 2009
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a place with nothing to do but drink and smoke. half the kids are always sitting around at home and the other half are to fucked up to do anything. its probably to small to find on a map...
yo we should do suttin.
whats there to do in somers?
nothing.
ight lets get fucked up
by smuhhhhj August 22, 2009
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somer, a different way to spell summer. somer is better than summer. all summers are cunts. somers are better. they are very unique and complex. they can be very chill and laid back or bubbly and up beat. she might have mental illnesses, but it adds character. she doesnt use it as a personality trait like tiktok bitches do. shes perfect. she probably has long blonde hair and light colored eyes.
haters: i dont like somer
me: cuz ur gay as fuck
by 1234567890aubrey April 09, 2021
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a small boring place in connecticut where there is nothing to do. the best place to go is dunkin donuts. theres tons of pizza places but nothing else. all the kids a either snobs or potheads.
holy crap somers is soo boring
by raaaaaaaa April 10, 2007
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Somer

N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.
I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!
by -- Golem August 05, 2011
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verb: to jew the living shit out of something
"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."
by somer rodgers January 10, 2008
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Somere

Somere is a down to earth beautiful type of girl. Somere is usually making you laugh and is always down for a good game of truth or dare. If you come across a Somere make sure you keep her close. You won’t regret having a Somere in your life, even if she doesn’t date you.
Man, I wish Somere was here!”
by human thing September 19, 2018
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