SOM

Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex

"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."

by tania hernandez February 24, 2008

SOM

In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

Jimmy: SOM

by Josh Thompson July 27, 2006

som

something; a little som som

I'm gonna get me a little som som

by jungjedi February 27, 2004

som

a perfect person!! someone who you can talk to at anytime without getting bored. you could meet them and become close friends within a day. even when they’re making fun of you in a joking way, they never go too far with their jokes!

a cutie: woah..who’s that..i think i just fell in love at first sight.
some guy: no! that’s just som
a cutie: they’re so pretty, i need their number.

by lexpooks July 1, 2023

SOM

Short on money

Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.

by PSUpdates November 2, 2011

SOM

A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.

Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...

by SuperH December 30, 2007

SOM

Son of a Milf

I don't feel bad that everybody wants to fuck Mark's mom because he's an ass, whadda a SOM.

by blackdonnelly June 3, 2011