SOM

Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex

"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."

by tania hernandez February 25, 2008

SOM

In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

Jimmy: SOM

by Josh Thompson July 27, 2006

SOM

Short on money

Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.

by PSUpdates November 02, 2011

SOM

A Sexy Old Man, an older man who is rather dishy. Like dilf, but better.

Yum, that Bill Clinton is a bit of a Som! Followed by some crude reference to cigar tubes...

by SuperH December 03, 2007

SOM

Son of a Milf

I don't feel bad that everybody wants to fuck Mark's mom because he's an ass, whadda a SOM.

by blackdonnelly May 06, 2011

SOM

Song Of Moment.

An acronym which defines a song that is fitting for the moment. Used to create the idea of a "real life modern day musical" using songs from any musical artist.

Songs can be sung out loud, written as certain lines or verses, or sent as a link.

Text Message- "Hey, I miss you and I really want to see you."

Text Message- "Come on over baby! SOM *link to Christina Aguilera- Come On Over (All I Want Is You)* "

by intricid6 October 03, 2013

SOM

Subject of Masterbation

Brian is Amy's SOM and Amy is Brian's SOM.

by BigMass August 12, 2008