Solophobia

A psychological "condition" made up by insecure, promiscuous teenagers to keep them from feeling bad about their behavior. Symptoms often include an inability to stay in long-term relationships, constant "wondering" while in relationships of any sort, and an overall slutty demeanor.

"Wow, the way he's leading all those girls on and then fucking with their emotions, you'd think he had Solophobia or something!"

by parr straw November 17, 2007

slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.

"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."

by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

slemophobia

the fear of saying hi or greeting peopple

him: hi i saw you at the grocery store today , you totally ignored me

me: sorry i have slemophobia

by ilynelyna February 18, 2019

scromophobia

(Noun)

Pronunciation: scro-mo(e)-pho-bia

An extreme and completely irrational fear of masculine, white, hetero men who built the free society we know and love.

You're welcome.

Person 1.) Did you see all those college kids camping on the lawn and protesting apartheid?

Person 2.) Yeah, but don't buy what they're saying. They're all suffering from scromophobia.

by ReaganlnTheMoney June 25, 2024