societal familiarity disorder (SFD)

When two people spend a lot of time together and begin to develop feelings for each other. But they actually are just assuming society's view on relationships. That people are suppose to be in pairs. So two good friends think they're in a romantic relationship.

John and Jane are both unemployed, so they have a lot of time to spend together. They start getting feelings that they mistaken as romance. They start really dating, get jobs and realize they were suffering from societal familiarity disorder (SFD)!

by TheGoonies February 7, 2014

soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

Cube Earth Society (CES)

The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.

Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.

Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.

We know the truth... it is 7 years old.

Stay Woke.

"Greetings members of the Cube Earth Society (CES). We are calling a meeting during PE. COME THRUUU!!!!"

by IceTeaImnidas October 25, 2018

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Society moment

Similar to a bruh moment, a society moment is when something happens making you think "we live in a society"

Person 1: why is shoolwork allowed at home but we aren't allowed to sleep at school?

Person 2: that's a society moment.

by AnnonymousHoodie March 6, 2020

Cackling Hen Society

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.

two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"

by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011

corporate feudal society

the slow destruction of national identity into corporate identity. fueled by super pacs, economic distress, and the death of democracy.

the idea of country is over, the idea of company is what counts. country doesnt give me a pay check unless it steals from companies. my company pays for my house, it pays for my insurance, my car, my college education. support your company it has no boundaries but it is the "person" you work for. what a benevolent country i have, it doesnt ask for much, except that i slightly over charge for a product or service i provide to give convenience to the customer. that profit is magnified thousands of times and the fruit of this labor is shared to the workers. the great corporate feudal society has arrived.

by md76 June 20, 2012