by CleanGod100 January 14, 2019

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.
by discipleofganja May 22, 2018

Sober
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020

Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding CDs and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!
by LC-DDM June 16, 2018

by Chickenisdawicken October 14, 2020

The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.
Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"
by Lottylula December 9, 2008
