Truffle snuffer

A law-enforcement agent; a cop, a pig. Pigs (the animal) are used in the capacity of hunting truffles, a valuable fungus. This term is especially useful around cops, as they're are unlikely to know what it implies.

"The truffle snuffers were out in force on the highway this afternoon."

by Zookeep March 13, 2010

candle snuffer

Colloquial word for vagina

"I just love beautiful women, sometimes I have to grab them right in the candle snuffer."

by HDready November 19, 2016

Snuffering

Suffering with a snuffly nose due to a cold or flu

I was snuffering all weekend

by Bulldog14 March 28, 2009

Pud Snuffer

The act of placing a candle snuffer over the head of the penis during orgasm causing a back up in the urethra, causing a clog in your arteries leading to homosexuality.

Your clogging up my dick hole you stupid fucking pud snuffer!

by "The" Irsish Mark February 21, 2009

Snuffer

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that Obama is secretly plotting, or otherwise planning a proposal that would require mandatory "End of Life Counseling" for senior citizens every five years. Similar to a birther.

A rumor mostly passed by Freepers, but debunked by Snopes.

Crazy CTer: "Hey, I heard today that not only was Obama born in Kenya, but he's also planning to make Senior Citizens have end of life counseling, in order to pressure them into euthanasia, every five years!"

Ignore the snuffer. Common sense is not their forte.

by DashEvil July 29, 2009

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

snuffery

The state or act of being snuffed ("to be snuffed"). Derived from the lexicon of the Nicolas ("Nick") Cage cult-classic, 8MM, wherein 'snuff films' are described as a delicious four-way street of pornography and necrophilia.

Tina Fey's scar makes her look like she narrowly escaped snuffery, which was apparently administered in vain by Dr. David Snuffington.

by Deddy Dixon October 16, 2007