Snowbird

Any northerner who migrates to southern states, namely Florida, during the winter months. Recognizable by poor driving habits, pale skin, and funny accents. Snowbirds can often be seen wearing shoes on the beach or blocking traffic by driving 5 under on major roads.

Did you see that snowbird try to surf!? He totally got eaten by that wave!

I went to get a burrito and it took 20 minutes because of all the snowbirds.

by AdamFL January 19, 2009

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

snowbird eggs

Golf balls abandoned by senior citizens who are winter visitors to the community, often left behind after their golf class at the local community college class because they're just too lazy to pick them up.

I think Troy just found some snowbird eggs in that oleander bush over there.

by Two Bum, Inc. January 4, 2008

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012

snowboarding

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia

"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'

by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

snowboard

An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.

I have a snowboard.

by Bex December 3, 2003