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Spotblocked

When spotify interrupts your music session with a stupid ad.
John: Yeah, nest song is awesome
Spotify: Now on spotify premium...
John: Fuckin' spotblocked!!!
by DonutsAreForTheWorld October 14, 2016
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Shotblock

Happens when someone calls "Shotgun!" before entering a friends vehicle and someone goes and take the shotgun away from you
Even though Hunter clearly called shotgun while we were walking to the car, Lennore still shotblocked him we got there.
by roubarb424 December 8, 2009
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Snotblocks

Typically a word used in Southern England and Wales as a synonym of a blocked nose. It’s the words Snot and Blocked put together.
Paul: I got snotblocks
Dave: Same bruh. Snotblocks is the worst!
by HELLOOOO February 22, 2021
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Snogblock

The act of preventing someone from snogging with another. This is commonly mistaken for "cockblocking", but this is incorrect in the sense that there is no penetration.
Dood, Kristy and Courtney totally snogblocked Dan and I. We couldn't shag them out of the room for two friggen hours.
by justdontdoitok October 24, 2011
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rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011
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Snotblock

Snotblocking is when you shout the preemptive "Bless you" to someone that is about to sneeze.

This may also apply to someone that has sneezed once and looks like they are going to sneeze again.

The sneeze version of cockblock.
<ACHOO>
Bless you, bro!
Imma sneeze again... <AA..
Bless you
Damn you! You totally snotblocked me!
by Donfuji February 6, 2012
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snotlockered

a word used to describe only the most righteously drunk or high
Dude he's so snotlockered he thinks he's a dog!
by SlizzardSUCKS December 17, 2010
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