Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

snorting piglets

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

Dry Snitching

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.

You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.

by PHIZZZLEterm September 24, 2019

Soul Snatching

When a woman continues to perform oral sex presents of seminal fluids, in the attempt to suck the soul from her victims body thru the penis.

"Girl! He thought he was going to go out with his friends, I had to go soul snatching to have him stuck in the house. "

by Scoop_marco April 1, 2017

Snitching

Snitching is when you tell on someone to get yourself out of trouble.

Informing law enforcement of a crime for any other reason is just someone performing their civic duty.

"He was snitching on his partner to get a reduced sentence."

by Apricity916 November 14, 2018

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011