snooze

A person with whom communication is so dull and uninteresting, that they induce narcolepsy in the listener. Topics of conversation usually include: work, family, pets, weather, personal care, televised sports.

"I saw so-and-so the other day. She cornered me, then proceeded to tell me all about her cats, then about her brother in Akron. The only thing that could have been worse would have been a conversation about urinary tract infections. What a f*@king snooze."

by gregorymandu April 11, 2008

Snooze

A word for a woman's vagina

At the homecomming dance, Sharon's skirt fell off and the whole junior class got a gander at her snooze.

by Brandon Franklin September 19, 2006

snooze

to put someone who awakens back to sleep, usually through gentle means.

"The baby woke up at 3 am, but I gave him a bottle and snoozed him for another two hours."

by BakingSodaMacguyver September 10, 2010

Snooze

A sexy Stephen hawking look-a-like, who is dating a very sexy man named “BobzBTW”

Bill: “Isn’t Snooze that one guy who looks like Stephen Hawking?”
John: “Yeah, I heard he’s dating Bobz”

by Snooze Daddy June 21, 2022

snooze

an act, generally by a woman, of biting down on a man's penis in response to an alarm cock

Jerry: wake up *smacks Britney in the face with his cock* ALARM COCK ALARM COCK!!!

Britney: SNOOZE BITCH *bites down*

by neverexisted1990 March 17, 2009

snooze

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

"I had to snooze that fart for 2 hours during this meeting."

by Bennyroquai December 14, 2008

snooze

A very nasal word used by a small number of people in the north end of Liverpool used as a threat of knocking someone out

"i'll snooze you lad!"

by Chenz April 13, 2005