Snooki Fingers

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.

Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010

Snooki

n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook

Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki

by Devine1 March 7, 2010

Snookie punch

When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.

Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.

by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010

Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

Snookigram

When a butt-ugly Jersey Girl (or wanna-be) hands you a slip of paper with her phone number on it after you get so drunk that you let her gargle with your goo in the loo.

"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"

by AlphaTart August 21, 2011

Snooki'd

To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.

The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.

I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.

by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009