sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

sleeptarded

Being tired enough to the point that it affects your mental capabilities.

Man I was so sleeptarded that i failed my math test.

by Nathan Sexalisciousness March 30, 2009

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

spretarded

To be slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in a manner similar to Sarah Palin.

Did you see how he wrote his main talking points on his hand? That's so spretarded.

by ZalesDeepSpace May 28, 2010