snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface

My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!

by auroraprincess January 27, 2012

Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.

My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.

by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017

Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

snarkle

A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.

Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.

by Royberto April 11, 2007

snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.

When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling

by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008