snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

snarkle by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010

Snarkle

To reach under you testicles, collect the sweat, then rub it in someones face.

It, so much fun to snarkle someone, who is acting like a dick.

That cheese smells like snarkle.

Snarkle by Breezythebrees March 23, 2020

Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by lack of paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

Snarkle by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

Snarkle

Catching the bubbles of farts from a friend in your mouth while swimming under water.

Just ate a burrito so lets play snarkle

Snarkle by Morinonaka March 11, 2018

snarkle

someone or something acting in the ridiculously over the top way ; sometimes can be the nicer version of a bitch

Emily is such a snarkle.

snarkle by gayoverload August 10, 2018

Snarkle

To aggressively choke on a large quantity of concrete.

"My friend is in the hospital cause he snarkled on some concrete I had just started making."

Snarkle by Nimpent April 9, 2024

Snarkle Pony 

An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.

What's with your campmate Zen? Oh nothing, he's just your typical Snarkle Pony.

Snarkle Pony by Sovamind September 15, 2011