Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

by nycesq February 2, 2009

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

Snails Team

In Football, a Snails Team is a Losers Team (Aka a French Team)

Poor Snails Team... After 1 Hour, they were very tired, that's why Korea put a Goal.

by All ice June 19, 2006

finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

butt snails

A made up disease to be used for excuses like missing school, or not wanting to be raped in the ass.

Bend Over!

I wouldn't rape me if I were you, I have butt snails.

Dude, that's sick.

by lazerbrian November 7, 2007

Chill Your Snails

To Hold on,Chill/relax.

Guy 1: Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude, DUDE!!!
Guy 2: Chill your snails! I'm busy!

by TAJCJCK September 19, 2009