Sober Sleepover

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.

Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.

by bhl1677 December 10, 2009

Sobernormativity

Sobernormativity is the anti-drug belief that sobriety is the norm and therefore the only acceptable way of life. Proponents of sobernormative lifestyles will often drink at parties, only to judge someone else for smoking up or doing harder drugs.

Sobernormativity is associated with sobriety, losers, boredom, and the fact that too many people are in jail for wanting to have fun.
Sobernormativity is also known as an antonym to soberphobia.

Frank: I got busted for pot possession while driving through Mississippi!
Siavash: What a fucking sobernormative state!

Frank: Yeah, I bet the cop was a supporter of sobernormativity.
Siavash: Let's go to San Fran and take acid since they're not as sobernormative there.
Some Loser: Sobernomativity is social construct made to protect you! Everyone should always be sober and blah blah blah blah blah, because I haven't tried drugs and I don't know what I'm missing out on.

by Siaman February 3, 2015

South Carolina Smoker

When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.

We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.

by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011

smoker's remorse

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

by James_DP March 11, 2009

sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.

Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.

by nycanuck April 16, 2013

sober birthday

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.

by Sickomonster November 6, 2022

sober assassin

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.

Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.

by tuchman1 June 24, 2009