smif

Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.

"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"

or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!

by Fix facebook chat October 17, 2010

SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe October 01, 2015

smif'

an abbreviation for the hand gun ,Smith and Wesson..

Yo!..That fool tried to yank me so I pulled out the smif' and let off!

by Denman75 July 11, 2008

smif

1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".

Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.

Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.

by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 08, 2006

SMIF

S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool

1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.

by Sanain December 12, 2009

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 02, 2007

Smiffed

The act of smacking someone hard across the face. Like Will did to Chris.

Man, that guy just walked up to him and smiffed him like a bad child. Yo keep it up and I'm gonna smiff yo ass. That chick was smiffing the hell out her old man.

by alidocious March 30, 2022