Won't be shit

Term
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit

Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed

Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit

-Salty teacher : "haha you so dumb, you won't be shit!"

-ggGuy : "Ok boomer"

by TF'ingBoiHimself July 16, 2020

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.

Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!

by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021