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Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
by leventhowa February 21, 2004
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Stigmatized Property

The National Association of REALTORS® defines stigmatized property as: "a property that has been psychologically impacted by an event which occurred, or was suspected to have occurred, on the property, such event being one that has no physical impact of any kind."
The previous owner’s son committed suicide over a bad grade, the house he did it in is now a stigmatized property.
by SecondClassBsian June 2, 2022
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Smegmarized

Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!
by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010
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Smegmorize

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet
Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"
by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009
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Smegmational

adjective-

A sensational object, story, or event that is so suffused with falsity and exaggeration that it stinks.
The Fox News story on Obama's healthcare plan was so utterly filled with lies and exaggerations that it could only be deemed smegmational.
by Alejandro75 September 23, 2011
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sigmatize

To put something in one's sig.
That was such a good quote, that I just might sigmatize it on Halo 3 Forum.
by Zalak September 26, 2007
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smegmatic

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.
The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.
by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011
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