smegmabytes

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

by Chetkush January 17, 2017

Smegmaster

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

Smegmaitis

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis

Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

smegmalith

Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.

"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"

by T-Wrex December 15, 2008

smegmaster

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

Smegmarized

Entranced by hideous genitals.

Dude, your dick cheese has me smegmarized!

by ThorninmyPride December 21, 2010

smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010