smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

Smartasstic

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.

I was a little too smartasstic at work today.

by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

smartass money

Any form of money collected by a coin collector that is worth more than the coin's value.

Hey dude check out my 1955 offset penny! It's worth 50 bucks!

Get your fucking smartass money away from me!

by Gamerguy406 June 8, 2007

smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006