Smear

Cocaine, baking soda, and water mixed up on a sheet of foil then smeared across the foil and smoked.

Person #1 Hey man what's up with this smear?

Person #2 This shit is getting me all jacked up!!

by TDynamite September 16, 2008

smear

to attack someones reputation with false information, to defame someone

Conservative journalists are trying to smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama simultaneously.

by The Return of Light Joker March 03, 2008

smear

smear....... hard to explain but its CRAZY a parody on mtvs fear creators, josh cohne kyle obrien and aj perotti, 3 pimped ouit jedi knights

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by Anonymous March 15, 2003

smear

A tiny fart you can't hear but it still smells. This can be a noun or a verb.

What smells? I smeared.

by lukethedolphin December 26, 2011

smear

to get down and dirty in a biddy's unmentionables. ie: for a male to place his face in the near region of a female's genitalia, and "get it wet".

Matt: "yo, did you smear that last night, mayne!?"

Hector: "OH, HELL NO! that biddy hadn't been down there with a pair of clippers in years!"

by bizzle to the rizzle October 21, 2007

smear

this is just gross. don't ever say this word because it is associated with a test that females have to endure once a year and it's not very pleasant.

Damn! that pap smear was off the heezy-fa-sheezy!!!

by nickel May 16, 2003

smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.

Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...

by .meow.mix.69. May 05, 2011