smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

smashface

This ugly bitch who got her face smash skinky wink wink she ugly. She be nasty and shit, Lauren she she like BBC because only retarded bitches like BBC

I'm lauren grasher I like BBC and my face got smashed hilfe mich

by South Meck Sadist Tom Skinner March 13, 2004

Smashpage

A rampage of smashing (hooking up) for a period lasting at least three weeks.

Back when I went on my smashpage I had to get an std test.

by Dc1544 November 25, 2016

Smashflake

A woman that frequents bars and clubs looking for fuckboys.

Gina is such a Smashflake

by Chefman43223 February 18, 2017

Smashage

A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.

Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.

by betterdick April 8, 2022