Hymenlick manoeuvre

The act of performing oral sex (cunnilingus) on a female

You'll never guess what I just walked in on... Richard performing the Hymenlick manoeuvre on that Australian girl!!! Graphic!

by joeeo September 8, 2010

crosling manoeuvre

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

by prageeth November 13, 2017

Endor Brake Manoeuvre

To brake abruptly as the target of a high speed chase, as to force your pursuers to vastly overshoot you, ram one another, or collide with an oncoming object.

The phrase “Endor Brake” comes from a popular example of the manoeuvre’s use, in Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi.

“How did you escape the FBI so easily?”

“It was simple, I gave them the old Endor Brake Manoeuvre!”

by Carnefice December 23, 2017

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.

Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."

by magnisius March 7, 2018

Oval Manoeuvre

A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.

"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"

"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"

by Frandroid April 13, 2009

Capri-Sun manoeuvre

When she sticks a straw in your dick hole and you use it to pee in her mouth.

She thought sticking a strw in my dick is gonna hurt me but I Capri-sun manoeuvre her.

by Fluidic_Poduzetnik December 13, 2018

jenson Manoeuvre

This is an act, to perform it; is to have a reeffer/ joint. i.e the jenson manoeuvre!

When someone who has a joint is asked what they are doing, they reply "the jenson jenson Manoeuvre !" In a funny tone, enversise the word jenson Manoeuvre , it is all in presonal preference to make it your very own jenson Manoeuvre !

by Rafe & Beano November 8, 2003