Smanoeuvre

Also known as a smooth manoeuvre which is when you pull something off to complete perfection.

1. Dan pizzassinated Ed so cleanly that it went unnoticed... What a Smanoeuvre.

by -Talas- January 4, 2009

tokyo manoeuvre

A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
1. I am kawaii and not here for sex
2. Consume 5 highballs (whisky soda)
3. Pretend to miss the last train
4. Blink helplessly
5. White man falls in trap
6. manoeuvre complete.

Dude, she totally pulled the tokyo manoeuvre on me last night.

by Takosan March 7, 2019

Pepperpot Manoeuvre

1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P

2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.

1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!

2. Ed: Bloody hell, my birds arse is as slack as the Channel Tunnel
Dave: Better perform the Pepperpot Manoeuvre then matey...

by Shriven April 27, 2007

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

Mikołaj manoeuvre

When you get naked in your best friend’s bed at his 18th birthday party and fuck your gilfriend several times in the eyes of his party guest for 10 hours non stop and only stop boning to get more alcohol. Your friends hate you and end up throwing away the soaked in cum bed

-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.

by NeedlessSage February 10, 2021

Bush Manoeuvre

First thing ya need, half a brick right not a full brick, full bricks to heavy especially if ya a unkyjay not gonna be throwin a full brick, so what you doin finding a bush along there common flight pass jumpin in the bush, waiting till they walk past duckin down come out, hood ouss backathehead

I just bush manoeuvred this unkyjay the other day lad

by hoodouss August 22, 2021

Hoover Doover Manoeuvre

An outlandish physical, or verbal feat, which leaves the observer in a state of amazement. Some might say "Houdiniesque"

Historically used after someone has rolled a perfect joint under particularly difficult circumstances (eg. while riding on a roller coaster or skydiving).
"Thats a real beauty! How did you pull off that hoover doover manoeuvre"

Otherwise typically used when watching sport;
"Wow, he stepped one way, then the other! Before you knew it he'd hoover doovered himself across the try line"

by HDM May 1, 2014