smallerize

To make something smaller

We need to smallerize these dohickys to fit them into the breadbox.

by seanaty October 12, 2008

Swillered

To be triggered to an overly excessive point while losing any type of rational thought and self control.

He was so swillered after that USC loss I thought he was going to bust open an artery.

by BruWin4Life October 4, 2017

SallieRed

A virtual twitch streamer that often yells. She runs a "Blueberry Cult" which is made up of her viewers that redeem "Join Blueberry Cult" for 1 channel point! The members of this cult are also doomed to live in her basement for all of eternity, and there are some rumors of rebel cult members that have joined the 'Raspberry Cult' in protest of the basement's living conditions.

SallieRed is very cute! AYAYA

by Hikuza April 26, 2023

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".

"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"

by DanEdd June 20, 2006

smillered

To get beat in a bad way. Thinking you are going to win and something bad happens to make you loose. You got smillered.

Damn I got smillered.

by steve April 18, 2005