Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

trunk slammer

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

by two bits July 22, 2009

Slammerhead shark

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

by Shanaenae8 July 1, 2009

Slommy

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

Scommit

1.To vomit and scream simultaneously. Often in a violent and loud fashion.

Marky Mark is so sick! He scommited on the phone last night.

by Jnco September 30, 2004

Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.

"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.

by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020