slingblade look

The look you give when you want to kill someone for being an irritable, stupid, failure. A murderous and contemptuous look.

"Dad gave me the slingblade look after I showed him my report card filled with F's"

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evil eye

by Kikig84 April 9, 2014

slingblade

To cockblock one's self or friends due to crude, cynical humor that is clearly inappropriate if one is to have even the slightest hope of getting it in.

Due to his cynical view of the entire female sex, Slingblade called a group of attractive women snatch-blankets, thus preventing his friends from taking them back to their respective hotel rooms and sleeping with them.

by Carl Schiller March 8, 2011

slingblade

N. Odd individual who says "ehmm hrmm" after pontificating something special.

Slingblade said, "I reckon them thar liberals need a good ass fuckin'. Ehmmm hrmmm."

by frylock May 21, 2003

Slingblade

To annihilate someone with words or insults, a classic 'blond' for instance who doesn't get insults to terribly well. If you have read the book 'I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell' you will understand.

"Girl "You don't have to be a jerk"
Slingblade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it."

by Slingblader July 19, 2010

slingblade

what you got in there that's good to eat?

Biscuits, for one.

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

Slingblade

A diss. A funny way of calling someone a retard. It's a quick reference to the 1996 movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.

No wonder your phone got hacked Slingblade, your passcode is 1-2-3-4!

by Suspencex January 18, 2022

slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

by chokeabitch September 23, 2018