Slomolol

A person who walks and performs routine activities as stupidly slow speed, who likes to laugh out loud at the most ridiculous, unfunny things due to their insecurities and to try and fit in. Usually found to be overweight and with huge hair that weighs the specimen down.

Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?

Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!

Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.

Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...

Example 2:

Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.

Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.

Guy: Your an idiot.

by rsummers April 24, 2010

slomopopo

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

by nothinc March 17, 2019

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013

slomosapian

People who walk slow, drive slow, work slow or do anything in a slow manner

That guy walks like a Slomosapian

by SEANDOR May 6, 2018

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005