SlapDick

Can be used as a rude way to say Kick rocks, go away, and also a conversation ender.

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!

Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.

Person 1:....... ok :(......

by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020

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A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!

by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020

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A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013

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Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

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