Slav Squat

Squatting with heels on ground in a tracksuit while eating semechki and drinking vodka. Legend has it that if u do this long enough u will activate the third eye of the Slav

Me and Boris had a Slav Squat session outside semechki factory

by Sidewinderxxx May 2, 2018

slav jank

Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."

I played some Slav Jank yesterday, and it really weirded me out.

by TheAussieBlue July 4, 2020

Slav Squats

A squat that is performed by Slavs usually whilst they are pumping hard bass.

Slav King: Let's pump hard bass and all do Slav Squats.
Slav 1: *Squats* while drinking vodka.

by Archived July 10, 2017

Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

by joey thumbs July 8, 2012

Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

Slav 1080º

When a Slavic killer jumps off the roof of your house, turns around three times while mid-air and then takes you out with one clean headshot through your window.

The victim was killed by a good ol' Slav 1080º.

by FGFalcon June 11, 2015

Slav king

A person that has great power and reigns all over the post-soviet countries. Might be much more handsome than Mr. Putin. The only genre of music that he listens to is slavic hardbass. He is also known as a "Boris"

He is a real Slav king, I bet you! He'il nuke you
The Slav King is the only king of the slavic countries
Who am I to interrupt his majesty Slav King?
When I listen to slavic hardbass I feel like a Slav King

by UberSurale April 21, 2021