smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

by domus.vita June 11, 2007

smooths

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

skoothpaste

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your DNA in her mouth for several weeks or months.

See also cumditioner and sploofah

Its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so I left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.

by Frukman March 13, 2008

smooths

Marc Mandrake slang definition: hitting on.

"I'm not gonna smooth on Angel."

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

skoots

skitter, bubbleguts,

that beotch has got the skoots

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

skootskoot

A sassy gay guy who loves to laugh

Friend: Are you dumb?
Skootskoot: No, I'm gay *flips nonexistent weave*

by otterotterotter November 11, 2018

smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.

I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!

by pentozali September 4, 2013