shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

skong

A skirt thong combination.

She was wearing a lacy skong.

by Mellie R. August 12, 2006

Sklang

The sound of two or more knights vigourously embracing in full plate armour. Typically platonic, traditionally sklang-hugs were shared before a battle or great event. Now used as an exclamation of awesomeness.

I don't need a gun to go bang / fuck him up with a sword and the power of SKLANG

by Walletau June 19, 2010

pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014