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Harvesting Her Smells

The process of indulging in a females body odors as you ravage her sexually. Lets face it, a female is a collection of smells, some or all of which can at times be rather malodorous. Such areas of point are, but not limited to: the feet, butt, pussy, pits, breath, etc.. Some may find these smells repugnant, while others may find a woman's foul smelling stench(s) a genuine source of excitement. Whether the female package is a beautiful specimine or a filthy, fat disgusting pig, most seem to possess a sense of entitlement and that to ingest in said smells will cost you time and money, sooner or later. Some less fortunate individuals may resort to secondary sources of gratification, such as snorting a chair or bicycle seat. Whatever your means, your end result is the same, your time, effort and funds all go towards, amoung other things, the smells a female possesses.
I met this woman I intend to pursue. I'm looking forward to getting beyond the preliminaries and harvesting her smells.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 11, 2010
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Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
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ripe booty smells

Body odor from lack of bathing yielding a fermentation smell.
At the tent camp there were several people with ripe booty smells.
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016
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skelesexual

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.
person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb
by palephalanges March 27, 2016
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Bill Skills

Exceptional prowess in any particular activity. Playing up to the idea that a person is so good at said activity. They could exploit that to make a profit/living. Airgo pay their bills.

Commonly known throughout the gaming community.

Bill skills can also be referred as "Skills to pay the bills".
Tiff: Alex how did you kill me then?

Alex: Bill Skills, mate.
by Br4nn3rs October 12, 2010
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skills check

a modern torture method formulated by some mental case. a surprise test on 5 surprise topics you've forgotten how to do which wastes half a lesson of learning time for students and takes up worthless time marking for some poor underpaid sod.
i'd rather shit in my hands an clap than do another bastard skills check
by skillscheckhateaccount January 31, 2023
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skillshaming

"When you attack someone (in this case smash CPU AI) for their skill needlessly because you have a tiny penis, small forehead, and insecurity out the asshole."
"OH! There he goes! He admits to being a skillfag who has no respect for anyone that isn't himself, due to his low self-esteem!

Remember this, my egotistical riend; while you laugh behind your TV screen after "wrecking" a "scrub," they're just taking a break between their high-paying job's hours, unlike you, you disgusting NEET."
- Wierd guy on skillshaming
by Mecha Leo February 11, 2015
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