An anorexic grandma who smokes heavily, drinks excessively, and is over 90 years old. She also must look like she is dead
by Ry23456789 August 20, 2008
A tall, lanky, often skeletal individual who can fall asleep nearly everywhere. Often is confused for being dead, but soon awakens from slumber (on his own time) to the surprise of bystanders. Skeletors also exhibit traits of OCD, usually relating to their personal possessions and others possessions which may intermingle with his/her own.
Bro 1: Sam is such a skeletor, he fell asleep in Nolte Hall yesterday for 6 hours under a restaurant table.
Bro 2: I know right? Skeletors are the lurking type.
Bro 2: I know right? Skeletors are the lurking type.
by MNUuuuu December 01, 2011
by Cjvhv April 23, 2019
The last man standing on the moon, holding a camera and forever pissed. When you're left behind. Possibly the lore behind He-Man and Skeletor in Masters of The Universe. He-Man is Neil Armstrong from Apollo 11, and for obvious reasons, Skeletor was left behind. The series is possibly a running joke of a tragic event.
Don't skeletor yourself.
by bubble and pin May 06, 2020
An overly unattractive girlfriend to someone who is a fuck up and thinks being arrested and using different assortments of drugs are cool.
Dude 1 : Yo I got arrested so many times!
Dude 1 : Yo i'm done with cocaine lets move to ectasy.
Dude 1 : Yo check out my GF Ashley, we fuck a lot!
Dude 2 : Make sure you only have sex with that skeletor if you're using a steel plated condom.
Dude 1 : Yo i'm done with cocaine lets move to ectasy.
Dude 1 : Yo check out my GF Ashley, we fuck a lot!
Dude 2 : Make sure you only have sex with that skeletor if you're using a steel plated condom.
by Nah im good May 17, 2009
by MC Impious October 30, 2008
A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.
"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"
by righteousforme June 19, 2013