Skezzer

A dirty girl, also known as a hoe or even a skank.

Dude look at that skezzer on the dance floor, she would do anything.

by cdizzle100 January 5, 2008

a skeezer

A female that is slutty or otherwise undesirable.

Ex 1:
P1: Wow, check out that chick.
P2: No dude, that chick's totally a skeezer.

Ex 2:
P1:Hey there's supposed to be a new girl at work today.
P2:Yeah, I saw her dude, definitely a skeezer.

by pyner42 March 10, 2008

Bacardi Sleazers

Those guys you would see frequenting human cesspit clubs such as the M Club, Box and The Parlour etc. , walking around a crowded dance floor donning the "douchebag-cut" v-neck t-shirts perving on women. Why the Bacardi reference? Well they drink alco pops to keep their blood alcohol levels significantly lower than that of their "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" millbag prey.

"Fuck me...it's like a sausage fest in here. "
"Aye, all the Bacardi Sleazers are dragging them down Thompson's alley by the ankle. "

by emmettmccaughey June 14, 2013

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

skeezer

An evil, angry, scandalous, emotionally unstable and psychologically disturbed female predator that will typically blame men for the irresponsible and immature choices she has made in her life. A skeezer assumes, with fradulent intent, the character of a good woman so she can prey (not pray) on and use good men to support her selfish, inappropriate and irresponsible lifestyle. She will also use her children or get pregnant if she has to and will set no limit to get what she wants.

Her mother was a skeezer and so was her aunt and they taught her everything she knows.

by J. Duval December 28, 2007

sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008