Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012

shitcast

Like podcast, but dealing with fecal matter. Also see crapcast.

Subscribe to my shitcast!

by Vamidus September 1, 2006

Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.

"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"

by jeremy767 August 21, 2009

Satcastic

To be lazy but proud of it.

We are a satcastic people

by GibsonWild March 25, 2020

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020