Person 1: Whoa for some reason that shirt looks really simple and complex at the same time.
Person 2: Yeah I know. I wore it for that exact reason. It is simplex
Person 2: Yeah I know. I wore it for that exact reason. It is simplex
by Ethan Sch January 14, 2008
Get the Simplex mug."sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.
She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.
by NNF November 21, 2010
Get the sympaticus simplex mug.that simplex, they all got the bus into town and wus so stupid they all got the herpes simplex and the crabs from the local hookers! Then they done given it to their wives! SHIT!
by Gwando November 9, 2003
Get the simplex mug.Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back. See also, Oxy Copperfield.
by Intercaust February 4, 2004
Get the Copperfield Simplex mug.When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.
It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.
by MetaMike November 25, 2018
Get the Herpes Simplex 08108 mug.A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
by RavnHawk January 21, 2018
Get the Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G mug.A portmanteau of "simple" and "complexity".
It refers to a response or concept that appears incredibly simple on the surface, but implies a reality that is far more—perhaps infinitely—complicated. It describes the paradox where the only true answer to a question is a concise summary of a—possibly massive—interconnected web of factors.
Commonly found in psychology or deep philosophical debates where reductive answers (like "it's just biology") are incomplete, but the full truth is too intricate to explain in casual conversation.
Coined by Dr. Gerbz in 2025.
It refers to a response or concept that appears incredibly simple on the surface, but implies a reality that is far more—perhaps infinitely—complicated. It describes the paradox where the only true answer to a question is a concise summary of a—possibly massive—interconnected web of factors.
Commonly found in psychology or deep philosophical debates where reductive answers (like "it's just biology") are incomplete, but the full truth is too intricate to explain in casual conversation.
Coined by Dr. Gerbz in 2025.
Example 1:
Person A: "Do I have trust issues because of my ex, or because my parents were distant?"
Person B: "It's a combination of both, plus your temperament, plus that one teacher you hated in 3rd grade... Sorry for the simplexity."
Person A: "It's okay, I guess the truth is usually messy."
Example 2:
"I hate when politicians give a simplexity to an economic crisis. Saying 'we need more jobs' is true, but it ignores the million moving parts required to make that happen."
Person A: "Do I have trust issues because of my ex, or because my parents were distant?"
Person B: "It's a combination of both, plus your temperament, plus that one teacher you hated in 3rd grade... Sorry for the simplexity."
Person A: "It's okay, I guess the truth is usually messy."
Example 2:
"I hate when politicians give a simplexity to an economic crisis. Saying 'we need more jobs' is true, but it ignores the million moving parts required to make that happen."
by Dr. Gerbz November 22, 2025
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