These little ditties can be used to describe something very special. Like a new car, or an evening out.
by Bomni November 19, 2004
Get the sumpin sumpin mug.Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.
When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!
by JoeP. May 25, 2007
Get the Stumpin' mug.Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."
by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005
Get the sumpin mug.Getting drunk, faded, etc for 12 or more hours straight.
Example : Started drinking at 5 pm..still going strong at five in the morning.
Example : Started drinking at 5 pm..still going strong at five in the morning.
1) Tom, Dick, and Harry been going hard all night, and by the time the afternoon comes around. . They be straight slumpin'.
2) "These bitches obviously been slumpin' for the days , cuz they be blowing up my phone!"
2) "These bitches obviously been slumpin' for the days , cuz they be blowing up my phone!"
by boshanky August 23, 2014
Get the slumpin' mug.Shumpie is that girl who wants to be in the party, the limelight, and the 'in' crowd. Shumpies want to be the one who talks about whats current and hot on the scene but they really aren't. They pretend to have all the juicy gossip, crunkest crew, and party & club info. A Shumpie will take pictures with folks just to say they 'know' them when they dont. Most Shumpies were that little cute quiet girl that nobody new in Middle or High school that suddenly wants to be a break out sensation in society. Shumpies will do anything with any guy or the team just to have their name in a conversation. They will do the whole crew, dorm room, athletic team, drumline, or frat just to have something to talk about.They're never most popular or important so they pretend. Sometimes a shumpie will get desperate and do anything just for attention. Shumpies will invite your friends, buddies, and associates to your party, venue, or event and will arrive there expecting to get in when their name isnt on the RSVP or VIP list. Shumpies can be guys too however. A Shumpie always has something to say, but nothing good ever comes out; talking to be heard. A Shumpie can be like that 1ply, cardboard feeling bathroom tissue or off brand deodorant that only gets used when you run out and cant get to the store.
"Amber is a real hood chick, that shumpie know the names of all the hot spots, but the bitch never been outside the burbs." sluthoefreak
"This Shumpie did me, the line, 3 football players, 2 basketball players and her boyfriend the same night, what was her name?fakepretenderliarflippertoss up
"Shumpie didn't wanna talk or nothing, she grabbed the hammer and turned into a bizzy body."wanna bejump off
"Man, I dont want a nice girl,I need that Shumpie." "
Look at all these Shumpies in Wal Mart stealing outfits so they can go to the club tonight!"
KiKi, Ree, Nita, & Misha are such Shumpies, fucked everyone on campus, got 1200 facebook friends and people still don't know them or acknowledge them.
"Mane what we gone do tonight, IDK, call that lil shumpie, she always know whats shakin.
"This Shumpie did me, the line, 3 football players, 2 basketball players and her boyfriend the same night, what was her name?fakepretenderliarflippertoss up
"Shumpie didn't wanna talk or nothing, she grabbed the hammer and turned into a bizzy body."wanna bejump off
"Man, I dont want a nice girl,I need that Shumpie." "
Look at all these Shumpies in Wal Mart stealing outfits so they can go to the club tonight!"
KiKi, Ree, Nita, & Misha are such Shumpies, fucked everyone on campus, got 1200 facebook friends and people still don't know them or acknowledge them.
"Mane what we gone do tonight, IDK, call that lil shumpie, she always know whats shakin.
by Spookdafied Bah March 28, 2010
Get the Shumpie mug.the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
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by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011
Get the Cumber-Stumpin' mug.Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.
by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
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