shantz

(verb) To shit yourself while wearing trousers, jeans, shorts or any pair of pants.

Bobby shantzed his shpants during gym class.

by KJ Potsmann July 17, 2007

shwantzter truck

A very large 4x4 pick-up truck monster truck driven by men who are compensating for having a small penis shwantztoolflesh weapon.

"Yo, that asshole in the shwantzter truck just cut me off... What a pudd!"

by Judd B. December 21, 2008

Shantzy

Gangsta term used to define ANYTHING. Can be used as a noun, verb, adj., etc;

Man that nigga Scott was ballin off the Shantzy

by A7Xfan2012rjay September 10, 2010

shmantz

a meterosexual man's version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. Very popular with the European male.

"Damn, he be wearing shmantz. It's not that hot outside."

by BBGUNZ March 10, 2008

shpantz

pants that become shorts

I unzipped my shpantz and made them into shorts.

by Shoppy May 26, 2004

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything. Shantz! is also nothing. The question, then, is what is Un-Shantz!?

Shantz! you!
I went Shantz!ing last night.
I'm wearing my new Shantz!.
Shantz!

by James Scanlan March 19, 2003

Shantz!

Shantz! is everything and nothing. It is most commonly used in place of offending words, although, since it has no meaning, Shantz! cannot be used to get one into any trouble.

I Shantz!ed your mom last night, and she liked it.)
Eat Shantz!, a**hole!
Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Shantz! yourself?

by Justin Morrow March 19, 2003