Schruted it

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

Possible derivation from Dwight Schrute.

I'm so sorry man, I really screwed that up, really. I really schruted it.

by scubathugsteve January 19, 2007

shrute

To mess things up in a sort of irreversible way.

It's something people say around your office, "You really Shruted it," Do you think it comes from Dwight Shrute?

by Dylan Santoriello August 28, 2007

shouted

New Zealand/Australian term. Past tense of shout. Meaning to have bought something for someone else with no gain to oneself (expect the expectation that they'll do the same for you sometime in the future).

I went out on the town with my friend Dave. He had no money so I shouted him a few beers.

or

I shouted a keg to celebrate my promotion and invited all my friends.

by dodgyjanet December 17, 2004

Dwight Shrute

Dwight Shrute is a character from the hit Television show, The Office. Dwight is the biggest, baddest mofo on telivision. Watch out, cause he'll dust your bin! He also owns a beat farm and put a live cat in a freezer. It died.

Sandro- Hey guy, did you watch the office last night?

Bill- Yeah man, Dwight Shrute is BOSS!

by Sanchez Cholo Ramirez February 5, 2009

shrute farms

Dwight K. Shrute's beet farm. Where Dwight and his cousin Mose reside.

"The garden party was hosted at Shrute Farms"

"Angela Martin and Andy Bernard almost got married at Shrute Farms"

by cannabislupus June 2, 2017

Shruded

When you screw something up beyond repair

god mike you sure shruded that presentation today.

by Ryan Girard January 19, 2010

Dwight Shrute

A very...interesting character in"The Office". He is known at first for being extremely loyal to Michael Scott, his boss. He also knows a lot about bears and he has cheated with Angela on Andy Bernard. He is also very dangerous, he has learned karate and has multiple weapons hidden around the building and has uses on of these weapons, a pepper spray, once before.

Dwight Shrute is both a pleasant and unpleasant surpise to this existence. It really depends who you are, if you're Jim Halpert, then an unpleasant surprise. If you're the audience, then he is a pleasant surprise.

by CheshireChessplayer May 7, 2018