shredgasmic

A nearly orgasmic gutiar solo

The Awesome metal solo was shredgasmic

by psycodrew May 29, 2008

Shrektastic

Loving shrek

I shrektastic

by IHateLife666999RIPTakashi November 23, 2018

shrektastic day

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic

used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester

by Pussy slayer 999 May 8, 2019

spedtasticle

when you're telling your sister you loose chromosomes every time you talk to her and you want to call her a sped and a testicle but also use the word fantastic, you use spedtasticle.

"omg i loose so many chromosomes looking at you, you spedtasticle."

by moriah-eats-ass July 7, 2018

spedtastic

Something that is so retarded that it is fantastic at the same time

Person 1: "Did he just fill a condom with lighter fluid and smack his wife with it?"

Person 2: "i think so"

Person 1: "well, isn't that spedtastic"

by Yung Jewy June 27, 2017

Arkhaik Shredtasticitis

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.

ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”

by Archaic Drummer December 21, 2010

shredsticles

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.

Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.

by guylee January 21, 2008