ass strafe

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.

I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.

Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :

by mckayla April 7, 2008

shafe

A frown; sometimes found in Scottish dialects

She's actually wearing a shafe.

by Faye xD April 9, 2021

Shrake Buys

A term used when accusing someone of spending money a video game. It can be used as a derogatory phrase insulting the lonely person who would spend money on a video game.

Person 1: How did you get so good at tap sports baseball?
Person 2: I got lucky, man...... Um I guess I just play a lot
Person 1: Liar! Shrake Buys
Person 2: I do not buy!
Person 1: U low life friendless insecure mofo go be like

by earonson May 14, 2019

strafe

To move sideways, usually for the purpose of dodging. A term generally used by FPS games.

Strafe to avoid getting hit by enemy fire.

by Draconio March 6, 2004

shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

by themiffinman October 23, 2014

Sharafeldin

A name given to a doorknob of a teacher. He is very unclear with directions and makes his students want to hang themselves. He has a humorous side to him, but his jokes are some of the shittiest jokes in the world. His hairline is represented by the equation -x^2.

Student 1: Who do you have for math?
Student 2: I have that egghead Sharafeldin Musa, its going to be a shitty year for me.

by mushitup January 17, 2018