shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

by dick4brains November 6, 2011

Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.

Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.

hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)

by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011

shadded

To overindulge in alcohol to such an extent that you pass out for atleast three hours straight and then miraculously wake up.

"Aw I can't wait for the party on Saturday, I'm so getting shadded."

by Goose22 December 15, 2014

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016