shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

Shplimp

To look good or well put togther.

my boy lookin shplimp!

by gooseborker August 27, 2021

shploop

A combination of blood, semen and puke.

Man my party was awesome but there was shploop in my kitchen sink. Shit that is fucked bro!!!

by They call me nasty November 3, 2022

Shploop

The sound a turd makes when it hits toilet water.

The poop goes shploop.

by An average dictionary February 2, 2023

Splomp

Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.

'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.

Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I'm about to Splomp these children.

by 1waffley May 24, 2024