Showered

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015

ShowerGrower

(n.) A male who has large flaccid penis, but also grows into an even larger hard penis.

Guy1: I’m a Grower, not a shower, 3 inches flaccid, 7 inches hard, solid Dong.

Guy2: Nice, I’m a shower, what you see, is what you get.

Guy3: I’m a ShowerGrower, what you see is just the tip of the ice berg, it Shows, and Grows.

Guy1/2: :0

by StoneColdSaidSo June 21, 2022

showever

g2g take a really fast shower

Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.

by Mockie December 9, 2009

Showerkraut

Verb - Shau(er)\Kraut\
While showering with a hot chick and letting one rip. Kinda like a Dutch oven, but the fart is retained by the shower curtain and not a comforter.

It smelled like lavender shampoo in here, until Jeff let one rip and Showerkrauted me!

by Thunderkitten December 9, 2010

showerfreude

The feeling of enjoyment that comes with someone else's having to leave a hot shower (related see schadenfreude).

When his wife turned off the shower tap with a long and plaintive sigh, he smiled inwardly with showerfreude.

by CasualD March 7, 2016

Showerjerk

When you take a shower and jerk off at the same time

Dude 1: hey dude get online with the boys
Dude 2: can’t right now I’m showerjerking!

by Gdogginator July 21, 2020

Showered

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology

He's new clothes are showered

by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011