Shovel

A weapons to defend against children

i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

Shovel

When a bitch is a notable 3 out of 10.

Matt: Dude this kid tried to fight me because I called his girl a shovel

Sean: What a fucking pussy man

by sweknmencwo May 9, 2021

Shovel

relating to, or slang for, the penis.

dude, let go of my shovel

by Bean September 6, 2004

Shovel

A illegal Mexican that white people use to do mindless tasks; shovels are usually found outside of Home Depot or UHaul.

Guy One "I really don't feel like digging a trench for this new sprinkler system."

Guy Two "Let's just go get some shovels from down the street...you can pay them $20 and a 6 pack to do that!"

by littleperson45 November 27, 2009

Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008

Shoveler

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated

Mike: Dude I heard you got Sheila pregnant
Dale: I busted on her belly though
Mike: She must be a shoveler
Dale: Damn, you're right...I'm gonna be a dad

by Shovelove July 13, 2015

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003