Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

by shou11 October 9, 2014

Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

Shrump

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016

Shrumding

A name for a man with a small Ding

Shrumding is soo cool you guys.

by Crybo November 29, 2019

shoumi

A super smart and talented girl with a wicked sense of humor and great taste in movies, music and books.

Lloyd Dobler asked out Diance Court when Shoumi was unavailable.

by reallysmartperson August 4, 2009

shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

by BadHobbit June 15, 2013